Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Spiderman seriously ineffective in suburbia.

So I recently saw Spiderman 3. (yeah that's right, it came out like 9 months ago... big deal) Anyway, as I was watching Spidey swing from highrise to skyscraper, I came to the realization that little spidey would be really slow to get around a suburban area. I mean, even if he went a little ways south he would totally lose his quick method of transport. So, really, the presence of Spiderman in New York City would probably increase the incidents of crime in the outlying communities of the Tri-State area.

Aren't you glad you wasted 30 seconds reading that?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Macs are Hot

You know what puts out?

... a lot of heat, I mean...

Macs

Macs put out man...

a lot of heat.

But in just the right amount.

They're neither blazing hot or super cold, they are a nice temperature.

And they don't get hot in just one place...

they know that there are lots of sensitive areas and their not going to concentrate on just one.

And they don't peak out on their performance 30 seconds into boot-up.

In fact, it takes at least an 1 hour of work on it before it gets hot at all.

The more I think about it, the Mac should be named Maxie.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Talk like a Pirate Day

Avast ye scurvy scum! It be talk like a pirate day!

This annual tradition be a watershed of pirate-ey goodness.

To aid your putrid black guts in talking like a pirate, this video has been prepared for your use.

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/How+to+Talk+like+a+Pirate

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Careful What You Feed Your Pets

Petchow Rat Poison

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No footage? Well, we can always fall back to what we do best- Piracy!

So these Russians have staked a claim to the arctic sea floor. They might as well, since Artur Chelingarov who appears in the CNN video looks kinda like Santa Claus anyway.

They got some footage of it, but the Russian news agency "embellished" it just a bit. Watch closely and you'll see part of the opening scene from Titanic. I didn't catch this, infact I've never seen Titanic... a 13-year-old kid in Finland is credited with the find.

Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild) is a Fraud

Well my man crush is over. Bear Grylls (Man vs. Wild) was the manliest man I could imagine, but it turn out he was a fruad. Thank you volcanochaser for taking this footage and showing us the truth. I guess if I get lost in the wild I will still be screwed.