Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Spiderman seriously ineffective in suburbia.

So I recently saw Spiderman 3. (yeah that's right, it came out like 9 months ago... big deal) Anyway, as I was watching Spidey swing from highrise to skyscraper, I came to the realization that little spidey would be really slow to get around a suburban area. I mean, even if he went a little ways south he would totally lose his quick method of transport. So, really, the presence of Spiderman in New York City would probably increase the incidents of crime in the outlying communities of the Tri-State area.

Aren't you glad you wasted 30 seconds reading that?